First of all, I inform you that "loch" is pronounced with the final Arabic and not with the k.
Well, you're all comfortable and have all one hundred pillows under you? Do you have a massage therapist? Maybe a vodka martini next? Then we can begin.
Oh no - I have to go to the bathroom! You do yourself a nap while eh.
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So. I'm back and I'll tell you the legend of the Loch Ness monster Nessie said.
Thus, a fisherman one day he decided to go on the shore of the lake nearest to fish instead of eating the same old pork. And the usual lollipops for their children. He settled on the banks of Loch Ness and threw the barrel but the barrel's escaped!
- For all the hairs of my beard, I dropped the barrel!
So he decided to swim. And so it tuff and retrieved the cane. But below him he saw a great shape, black and fast. The Fisherman scared, swam to shore. Rose from the water ... Speedy Gonzalez!
- Arriba arriba! I see no cactus here!
- Get out of the middle - there's a monster there!
- Who did you say monster? said a voice behind him.
The fisherman turned and saw the monster.
- Anybody want tea?
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End of legend. Any other legend you've heard is to be considered fake Asthe I said here the unique and totally true story of what happened to Loch Ness.
(He has twisted the language).
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