Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Lots Of Veins On Breast

The ICHNUSA



... 's ichnusa lands ...
... convinced of to be home ...

... enter in company ...
... but is not the his company ...

L ' ichnusa is alien
... ... the company that speaks of company ...
... But not talks with the company ...

... the company looks the company ...
... the company searches the company ...
... 's ichnusa the notes curious ...

... the company calls of ' environment the company ...
... 's ichnusa the discovers living it ...

... the company is sits with the company ...
... but never together ...
... the company would dance company in ...
... but never with the company ...
... you crapped with the company ...
... 's ichnusa it moves when the music the ago move ...
... and everything in back is still ...

's ichnusa notes, see
... the company could be more happy ...
only if lived
to
ICHNUSA !




Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Burton Deuce Beginner

The Legend of the Loch Ness monster


First of all, I inform you that "loch" is pronounced with the final Arabic and not with the k.


Well, you're all comfortable and have all one hundred pillows under you? Do you have a massage therapist? Maybe a vodka martini next? Then we can begin.


Oh no - I have to go to the bathroom! You do yourself a nap while eh.


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So. I'm back and I'll tell you the legend of the Loch Ness monster Nessie said.


Thus, a fisherman one day he decided to go on the shore of the lake nearest to fish instead of eating the same old pork. And the usual lollipops for their children. He settled on the banks of Loch Ness and threw the barrel but the barrel's escaped!


- For all the hairs of my beard, I dropped the barrel!


So he decided to swim. And so it tuff and retrieved the cane. But below him he saw a great shape, black and fast. The Fisherman scared, swam to shore. Rose from the water ... Speedy Gonzalez!


- Arriba arriba! I see no cactus here!


- Get out of the middle - there's a monster there!


- Who did you say monster? said a voice behind him.


The fisherman turned and saw the monster.


- Anybody want tea?

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End of legend. Any other legend you've heard is to be considered fake Asthe I said here the unique and totally true story of what happened to Loch Ness.

(He has twisted the language).

Thursday, June 7, 2007

Guy Is Awkward Around N

breaking news

Here is TG Balle.
Please note the news last second.
The pirate Blackbeard was found under the bed of Napoleon and my spaghetti are now blue.
Only yesterday a spaceship has landed on the head of my mother and I have the antenna and four eyes!

viewers: but those who believe? Mom, there's Dragonball!

Dragon dragon dragon dragon ball
Vegeta. freezer - you will defeat
Freezer: Yes , perhaps after a pizza .
Narrator: Will Freezer to finish his pizza? We'll find out in the next episode.

viewers: Mom Will throw in a landfill that damn TV that can not convey what the hell?

Sunday, May 20, 2007

Odalys Garcia Mini Skirt

"partisans are coming!" "Oh hello beautiful!"


It all started on a farm that is owned by a friend of mine while I was there for dinner. We chatted a bit 'on the partisans with his daughter. I immediately took a passion for these brave rebels. Then my friend told me that April 25 in Milan there is the celebration for the Liberation of Italy. I thought of going because I had also told us that there would have been the true partisans.

On 25 April I went with Bhuidhe to see the show with an interview that I made before. At the end of the event we have arrested three people, even courageous for defying the sun ultra80enne despite his age.

The first was a relay race - transmitting orders and messages between the headquarters and other bases. His code name was Ceda and risked his life every day to carry messages, food and clothing to the partisans hidden in forests and mountains. But as he did? It 'been involved with one of her friends in September 1943, Ceda and was immediately seized by the hope of freedom. So great praise for the courage of Mrs. Annunziata Caesars.

The first interview is this.
follow those with the other two respondents, a political exile and a partisan fighter, even their great courage.

These people risked their lives every day for freedom to thrive in the Italian and that is why now I want to thank them all.

me too because I would have done under.

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Closed Patella And Open Patella Difference

Everyone has a dark side to fight


Hhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuu



Hhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuu



Everyone has a dark side , even in real life. For example have you ever seen those donnicelle you make endless compliments, saying "oh what a beautiful dress" (with myeloma expression), "as you are rude oh" (with expression Zabbetta).
Or the life of a star. For example, one never has time for themselves between an autograph and another. Then there is the idea of \u200b\u200bliving with luxury and fame, then you're finished!

And in my childhood were those girls that made me pull the hair out of nervousness and I try not to remember those moments. And those zabbettine you believe the Queen of England!

fact they have a dark side.

PS Did you guess who I am?

............................................... .................................................. .......... Darth Vader, swish




Saturday, April 21, 2007

Does Mouth Sore Indicate Liver Problems

A dream


I was fighting against the Spectre Durza (character of Eragon, nde). I was fighting with swords. It was a fight with no holds barred. I had a beautiful sword, the one that wanted a child much: a ruby \u200b\u200b hilt and the handle of brass .

At one point, that white face lifted his sword to hit me and I took advantage of that time to bury the chest. And then ...


Bi bii bii bi bi biii ..


And damn alarm clock, you have to say a bad word dilla, and avoids biip tell me!


Hell, the damn alarm clock that always ruin my dreams!


My brother was already in my room waiting for me.


But how do you wake up at that hour??

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Invocation For Debutant

MINESTRONE

Hello,
I wanted to apologize to all readers of my blog ...
are "only" three months since the upgrade ...
I hope you understand me but these three months have been a tsunami in my life.

So from the beginning or better since the last post ....
had abandoned the blog shortly before the screening of my short Nuoro in the library ...
everything went very well ...
the wave of enthusiasm to the point that I decided to leave Bologna to return, as they say in
Nuoro,
cuile up to (the fold) ...

Anyway ... ... I am in Nuoro
not tell you what was and what return home by her mother after 16 years living out on my own ...
my mother continues to treat convinced that perhaps as a sixteen year old has yet to educate me ... but I know that now he had to do he did it ...
and did it well ...
except some dirty word by the end of a person are too polite ...

Nuoro What about ...
... to be honest I thought it was bad ...
... you know when you come back for holidays do not live it fully ...
but lately I'm finding a Nuoro underground I do not mind at all ...
my favorite place? ...
The Triptych ... Bologna
reminds me a bit ...
you're wondering, maybe not, what did this triptych?
nothing ...
and only frequented by local people that I would call normal people that you can
quietly put the word ...
and exchange a few words, a laugh ...
and then the live music is always interesting ...
and when it is live is always a pleasure and an acceptable sound level ...
allows you to chat ...
there are often exhibitions ...
the tables and board games trivial ?.... NO ... I like a lot ...
say that after this commercial free at Triptych? ...

Nuoro with all its limitations begins to like thanks to the acquaintances made during a workshop at the MAN Museum of Contemporary Art in Nuoro,
painters, photographers, sound engineers, film-maker ... etc ...
should be now ... things are just so many to tell that I am making a MINESTRONE ...
me clarify the ideas and will contact you again ...





PS Do you know why the men's room is always pissed on the ground ?.....

because there is never the key ...
then when one comes suddenly ...
the poor guy who is making use of the toilet turns shooting e. ..
OPSSSSSSS ...
head no ...

Friday, April 6, 2007

When Can You Wear Transparent Blouses

Under the moon it ... just Enni!

He was walking in the middle of the night under the dark moon covered by clouds. At one point he stopped, looked up to heaven and said:
- damn moon, falls to pieces.

Then the moon broke away from the sky ...


- Enni OK, come to the table, just with your stories, lunch is ready!


Sunday, April 1, 2007

Kutumb Episode 1 Aired



Cicco Hey! You also changed the name!
Oh no, you've already heard this joke eh ...
Oh, hear this:

- Beware!
What? you ask.
- the concrete!
Why? still ask you.
- Why is armed!

And maybe you have not heard this yet:
- What does the ice scorer who is trying to take the chocolate bar?
- Hey, try to be more concentrated !

Um ... maybe I will think of other ...

Friday, January 12, 2007

Wacht Free Operation Repo The Movie

... waiting for the first step ..... OTHER DISORDERS OTHER ORDERS

... here I am in the library ...
... are between 17 and three hours the creature will make his first step ...
... Do not tell you how I am ...
... the stomach and close ...
... I lie down to rest ...
... but the eyes are wide open ...
... and the mind travels ...
mix ... thoughts ...
enthusiasm ... ...
... anxiety ...
... ideas ...
... the mp3 player is unable to distract me ...
.... continued uninterruptedly to think about tonight ...
how it goes ...? ...
... is the first time that I project my videos ...
short ... and my friends ... without stress
... how many people will ...?
... a lot ...
little ... ...
... in any event a success ...
... be able to organize this event ...
... because for me it's an event ...
... is already a success ...
... yesterday ...
... all day around doing promotion and public relations ...
... decide ...
... come home ...
... I rest a bit '...
... I think ...
... I lay on the couch ...
... I close my eyes ...
... in the bottom below the regional TG3 ...
... the news of the screening of my short ...
... hear my name on TV ...
... makes me jump ...
... the heart speeds up your heart ...
from here ... and billions of other thoughts ...
... as if it were not enough ...
... and now I try to exorcise them by writing on the blog ...
... but the anxiety is growing ...
... the time approaches ...
SHIT!
... it says so in the show ...
... and I hope it alone ...
... do not worry I will let you know ...