Friday, October 31, 2008

Multiplayer Monopoly Online

Kitsch House closes

but gives us one last pearl of wisdom:


How can we ever, Philip and I live without Grammar Boy that makes billboards? There will

a reason ...

Sunday, October 26, 2008

How Much Is It For Teeth Whitening At Phuket

I LOVE MARCO!



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MARCO TI AMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Foot In Cast Toes Purple

I go to the gym because I'm a poser.

And this morning I was even happier to see that all the tools I use have been facing the mirror.
Apart from the fact that the mirror in front of the front of the treadmill and stationary bike (both of which I look) Grease, I tried to make me poser pictures from the mirror with my weight seems to measure 12 tonnes and instead makes 4 kilos. And I have to lift with both hands.
But if there is my official photographer with me, I can not leave any decent pictures ...
However, I wonder: Why
Ken should come to me in the gym to stretch?






seriously hope not to ever meet him ... Do not share willingly with him my bench ...

But now it would be better if I went back to my afternoon show: my public today, my avid fans, are ready to attend the performance that awaits them: Sophie on the couch and Derek and Matilda in the aquarium. Today
directed propose them The Winner Takes It All . (officially my song!)

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Blonde Hair, Brown Chunks

's been 13 years ...

But still I can not resign myself to the idea ...

... First Robbie Williams left Take That ...
... Meanwhile, Madonna and Metallica are close Napster ...
... Then Luie Hond stop ringing ...
... Now THIS ...

We just really miss Gregory Darling starts on tour with inflames ...

As if I were not already depressed enough these days ...

Friday, October 10, 2008

Generator Head 110 220

Man in the mirror


I know, I have a script ...
But what can I do if I fell in love last post by Philip and I wanted to do something similar too? I also want to write a musical, and if I can okay to be even more trivial than that of Philip, that if I am not mistaken it was called "Viva Forever" (did not you put the title!)
My musical is titled IN MAN THE MIRROR, inspired by the songs of Michael Jackson (of course, you say that?)
The protagonist is named Wesley, African American, South Carolina, late '50s.
opening scene, the child is beaten and left on the ground by white boys who call him "nigger."
In the hospital the doctors do not even look. They put in a big room full of black people all crammed together and he, suffering, complaining, until all his roommates sing THEY DO CARE ABOUT U.S. .
Wesley grows between the loving care of her mother Annie and his father Tom, she cook for a rich and snobbish white family and his workers for the Bell Communications (I only understand the reference!).
a teenager begins to refuse to go to the Baptist church in the neighborhood and when the old father Jasson (with 2 s) asked why, he simply because I'm rispode BAD, I'm Bad, I'm really really BAD .
Become a petty thief and already big, he joined the Black Panther Party to fight the white man.
Racial hatred increases even more when the Ku Klux Klan set fire to his house. Inside is the mother and Annie Wesley the first to rush and part SMOOTH CRIMINAL ( Annie are you ok? So, Annie are you ok? "Are you ok, Annie ?)
takes to the streets in full armor, with his clan behind him, to commit a serious murder: kill the white grandson of the governor of South Carolina (as well as the child who had beaten the beginning of the film). The army of the Black Panther march in the street and every step marks the introduction of BEAT IT. ( Showin 'how funky strong is your fight and it does not matter who's wrong or right, just Beat It!)
One day when my mother got up to exit from the Mass, after a face to Father Jasson, Wesley meets a girl, Billie Jane, and falls in love.
The court makes a grim until she goes out with him. Billie Jane proves to be immediately skeptical about the report, he sings I JUST CAN NOT STOP LOVING YOU .
The two marry, but Wesley contnua secretly with his nights out with the Black Panther.
But one night is captured by white policemen and tortured in prison, to the sound of THRILLER .
When Billie Jane discovers what organization was part of the husband returns to his mother and he is only singing SHE'S OUT OF MY LIFE . (She's Out Of My liiiiife ... And I Do not Know Whether To Laugh or cryyyyyy, I do not know Whether to live or DIEE )
receives the call from his sister telling her that her father is very ill, and when he arrives at the hospital, Tom blows his arms. Choir of doctors and nurses, WILL YOU BE THERE . ( In Our Darkest Hour In My Deepest Despair ... ... Will you still care? Will you be there? Bla bla bla ... ... I'll never let you part for you're always in my heart )
Wesley comes home the next morning, destroyed after a night of whiskey and jazz club.
He looks in the mirror, sees the first white hair, looks the picture of his father and then that of Billie Jane, introspective time and part MAN IN THE MIRROR ( I'm gonna make a change, For Once In My Life. ..) decides to
become a new man, goes in search of Billie Jane and her family, which has become aware that Wesley had really changed, the singing HEAL THE WORLD. ( plaaaaaaace Make it a better, and for youuuu for meeee And The Entire Human Race ... )
Jane Billie comes home and tells Wesley to be pregnant.
When saw the birth of his twin 5 (Jackie, Jermaine, Tito, Marlon and Michael), Billie Jane and all their family sing WE ARE THE WORLD .
few years later, Jermaine is taken up by his father while arguing with children. Jermaine (I chose the name he has xkè + cute!) Replied that he had been attacked, 1 vs. 5, and he had to defend himself, because was alone.
Medley final YOU ARE NOT ALONE , HEAL THE WORLD (REPRISE) , Stranger In Moskow (which I like and there mettoxkè the musicals I do!)
THE END. Here

win: Best Picture, Best Score, Best Actor (Ryan Toby propose), Best Supporting Actor (Denzel Washington in the role of Tom), Best Supporting Actress (I suggest Lymarie Nadal in the role of Billie Jane), better costume (I make them my grandmother), best picture, best director, best screenplay, and especially the Oscar trivia!

Coming soon ... Some other hysterical subject ...

PS: maicolgesso amoooooooooooooo you!!

Thursday, October 9, 2008

3 Year Old Sore On Lips

MAMMA MIA! Here I Go Again ...

Great expectations, great excitement at the release of a film based on the most popular musicals from the public: Mamma Mia!
In fact, the comment is to leave the film of the same name to the title. Sorry, but you saw him? They are almost all STO-TI-NA! Meryl Streep is divine, yes, but a turkey is dying ... Come on guys let's be serious ...
The story then it's nothing that a muscial self-celebration (that is produced by ABBA themselves - both musical theatrical film), which he places at all costs the most popular songs of the Swedes in every pie 'turn.
Mascusateunattimo, even I am capable of doing a musical way. So .... I am inspired ... I rely on the songs of the Spice Girls. Then
: A little girl any
, call Kitty, great piece of pussy, dreams of becoming a music star. Therefore goes to all the samples but without results. At the first audition is seen as a port number Holler (part of the song). Course is rejected, but he knows a great piece of cool, call Jeremy, who invited her to have a coffee and one thing leads to ... At least he hopes. You would not know much, but he insisted and eventually Quagliano, she sings 2 Become 1 (after all, is conscientious, makes him put the condom, the message is strong and important!) And it all happens. Then he stresses the pressure to meet again, but she became aware that he is too much for girl power and sings SAY YOU'LL BE THERE asking him to stay friends. He hurt goes away, saying he lost the love of his life. She will SODDING, go to another audition and port number as a wannabe. Love so much and is chosen. In a short interplanetary becomes a star, because in fact Kitty has talent and is pussy. As time passes it becomes increasingly bitchy and during one of his mega concert, after singing STOP, his assistant starts disutere with her because she is ruining my life o, is the shit and denigrates. Type Naomi Campbell. So sings WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE and schiafata, he resigned wish him all the evil in the world. First Kirtty replies : - MaKITTYsincula! But then he realizes that he lost all around her and no one to bear, they are all fake and unfriendly. So take a break and went to visit her mother in the village of origin. The mother greets her and kisses her, hugs her and comforts her, spurring it to become a better person. Then Kitty, moved, sings MAMA.
Durn the return journey he realizes that he also removed his one true love, that much cooler than Jeremy. Then seek him, tracked him down in tears and sings LIVE FOREVER to let them know that deep down he has never forgotten and always loved him.
Jeremy decides to give her another chance because he loves her and duet together on the notes of LET LOVE LEAD THE WAY.
The musical ends with Kitty in concert, more mature and wise, who sings WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE (Reprise) SPICE UP YOUR LIFE, and behind the scenes there are now husband Benny and his two daughters (two strictly blonde girls) and they look happy playing with his mother while singing love MAMA (Reprise).
the exit music is a beautiful mix of all the music heard during the show rearranged in orchestral key.
At the end, all the artists take the stage to sing some songs, carving out among the most popular: Wannabe, Viva Forever, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE. The CD will soon

diponibile to the best shops.

So, what do you think? There are enough random songs in the middle of a little story for dummies? PERFECT time!

Mamma mia, here I go again, my my, how can I resist ya ... I live foreveeeer ooooops hum, I'll be waitiiiing, everlastiiing, like the suuuuun ...

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Hidden Storage In Wall

I broke the balls.

of being misunderstood.
Yesterday evening I was kind with a guy (in the bathroom of a public place). Result: he tried to extend his hands and asked me if he could come to my house. Today I was kind
with a geezer (who was turning the wrong direction), giving directions (telling him where he could run). Result: I was sent to farenculo.
Now, the solution seems clear: STOP
to be nice!

I wonder if I'll ...

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Jim Jones Rapping In Spanish

Αλεξανδρινό

In February, the man of the year will no longer be the man of the year.
So, having lost the post, can I ask what I want, without fear.
"Hey, dude, I need to do two aλεξανδρινό, see to it!" I would say it to him, without shame.

But how do I tell it to him if I can not pronounce it?

Αλεξανδρινό ... But why online dictionaries give me the translation of the cock? And because English is the language of a dick?

Αλεξανδρινό, no rain, aλεξανδρινό ...